southcheshireharriers

Dear all,

I have just received a text from Total Fitness regarding a heavily reduced subscription rate.

If you join before 6pm on Monday it is almost half price annual membership at £295. There is no joining fee. The offer is available at Total Fitness, Macon Way and I think that you can also apply online.

Not sure if anybody is interested but as someone who paid the full price I obviously think that this is a bit of a bargain.

Anthony

Nobody else wants to be involved in your metrosexual world of baby oil and body shaving.

Anthony's trying to recoup his losses with commission on new joiners, I reckon.

I saw Stuart Jones at the gym tonight. I often see Rich Baker too, albeit sipping a cappucino. James also goes to a gym on a regular basis. Therefore gym bunny = galactico! QED.

Rob, the only body shaving that goes on at the gym involves Rich Baker's head

Anthony

So you're not denying the baby oil?

James uses baby oil to sautee his ladies' deodorant.

...I followed Rob's recipe and it needs a short crust pastry topping and a guacamole dip